Confessions of a teenege not-so drama king

Okay... So I have a confession. Unlike every single teenager/preteen on the face of this planet, I have no idea what this Twilight thing is. So... Day before yesterday I decided to myself, that eventually, everyone would stop talking about it. I would have no need to waste the money to see another forbidden love story badly slapped together with some bad acting and the storyline with the depth of a spring time puddle.

So this morning, much to relieve I saw NO mention of Twilight on my entire FB page (to my relief) until... The update of a friend. 'Twilight is the crappiest lame movie I have ever seen.' Now this has my curiosity spiked. Why would my dear, dear, friend (which cried when Nemo got abducted) see this movie as 'the crappiest lame movie I have ever seen.'... Hmm. Maybe its better than I expected! Twilight. I am sorry. You might have the possibility of being a half decent movie. I reserve further judgement till a future date.

Yoshi

McDecriminators...

So... I have a total hate hater relationship with the local McDonald's... Let me give you a bit of a background. About 2 months ago, my dear friend Little Micheal and I decided, at 8.30am, that we HAD TO HAVE a 21 piece chicken mcnugget meal. At the cost of R22.00 per meal, I thought Wow, a R50.00 should of course cover the costs easy. Pfft... So much for that. As we approach the counter... All of the sudden! A huge mother of a security guard literally jumped over the service counter and proceeded to assault a young child outside of the McDonald's. I look at Mike, he looks at me. Me, being a man (which explains the proceeding statement) laugh hysterically at the situation. Yes. It was funny. So after paying for our food. I receive a hand full of silver coins (tends to be the predominant South African currency), A logical person would assume the change to be correct. But no. R8.00 short. Long story short. No refund.

So this leads to the hater part. Me being a larger man of One meter 86 centimeters (6"2' or so), would assumable feel violated by a young trainee telling me to 'kindly remove' myself from the play structure. Well I don't want to kindly remove myself. I want to cause total havoc and destroy it all. So in my readings of the cookbook of chaos (online friendly version of the anarchist cookbook [without the illegal bits]) I found a post entitled. Get back @ MickyD... Most of the stuff would get you arrested in any 3rd world country, but not South Africa! :) ... They entitled horrendous revenged storys of plugging the toilets with the 99c burgers... So trainee at my McDonalds... Watch out!

The Firsts.... My will....

So, after much deliberation... I, the stubborn Yoshi have created a blog. Much to my sisters success', I have decided, I am going to change the existence of humanity...Haha right. I will be enlightening the entire universe with my satirical statements and my often contradicting beliefs. Haha. So yes. I will change the existence of the earth. I will be causing conflict. I will probably start a war. I will most likely at one point offend you, but for every offending statement I make, I will have support that will have absolutely nothing to do with it.